Funny Old Age Birthday Card

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Calories don't count and preservatives don't matter. That's what this fun card reminds the recipient of. It's sure to make anyone chuckle on their big day. Gift it to a friend or relative for a good laugh.

Front: Health food… Are you kidding? At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get!

Inside: Happy Birthday! And… Eating Birthday cake fills out wrinkles!


Product Details: One 5x7 Birthday card and color-coordinated envelope

• Artwork by Joey Heiberg

• Verse by Kimberly Rinehart

• Printed on recycled paper with 30% post-consumer waste

• Proudly made in the U.S.A.